Items Found on the Corpse of a God

Items Found On The Corpse of a God

Item 1: Darkness.

Item 2: Firmament.

Item 3: Sticks.

Item 4: Corn husks.

Item 5: Small handheld mirror.

Item 6: Clay (dried).

Item 7: Spyglass (collapsible).

Item 8: Wooden box (unopened).

Item 9: Copy of the Holy Scriptures of the Highfather (heavily annotated).

Item 10: Prayers from the faithful:

--Subject: "I have a question about..." (1,082,334).

--Subject: "Thank you for..." (4,127).

--Subject: "Please give me..." (42,881,458).

--Subject: "Help, [insert monster here] is attacking us!" (11,240).

Item 11: Packet of biographical information on local warriors.

Item 12: Address of war hero Esper Agomar

Item 13: Legendary Flaming Sword (well--used).

Item 14: Collection of severed heads offered up as sacrifices by the war hero Esper Agomar: 

--The Mawbeast of Rogal Fenn.

--Kell Baruch, King of the Giants.

--Glomfreet, Ice Dragon of Splinterstone Peak.

--Various unnamed horrors of questionable infamy (18).

--Innocent bystanders (14).

--Various priests the of Highfather (7) and attendants (10).

--Filia Agomar. (Missing Head)

--Esper Agomar, Jr. (Ashes)

Item 15: Lightning bolts (infinite).

Item 16: Charred remains of the war hero Esper Agomar (cause of death: lightning bolts).

Item 17: Paternity test results.

Item 18: Bottle of antidepressants.

Item 19: Bottle of whisky.

Item 20: Letter of resignation (unsent).